Rasputin

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Raspy, short for Rasputin, and I am a female cat living in Walden, NY.

In the beginning I lived solely outside. I had my own little house and I loved it. But the winter came and because I was cold and lonely I decided to move in with a nice family in Walden. I made sure, though, that it was going to be my rules or nothing.
During the day I like to lay on the floor in the living room, especially when it's sunny. I don't like being touched and I hate it when people try to pet me. When that happens, I pretend that I like it but then as they appear to relax I bite them. I have been successful in biting them many times but unfortunately they don't get it. But, I digress.

This is what I like:

• laying around and doing nothing,
• to clean myself,
• scratch every piece of furniture and wait to hear people scream "NOOOOOO RASPY, NOOOOOO,"
• to eat: freshly cooked chicken or ground beef, Alaskan salmon, and cream cheese,
• to drink water directly from the faucet, 
• to walk on the counter tops in the kitchen when I am all alone at home.

Here I am stretching on the carpet, yawning from boredom. 

I don't like visitors or loud sounds. When I hear the door bell ring I get all upset and try to hide while my pet humans deal with the disturbance. I feel so important when visitors try to play with me and my pet humans scream in unison "DON'T TOUCH HER! SHE WILL BITE YOU!" Ha ha. They fear me. I am so powerful.

My paws taste just great. Sometimes want to lick them forever.

Here I am again laying on the floor, in front of the window. The sun feels great.

The humans call me with all kinds of different names: schmoopy, cookie, kitty-witty and other stupid names that I totally despise that. Evan, sometimes speaks Greek to me thinking that I don't understand him. WRONG! I speak five languages: English, Greek, Latin, Swahili, and Mandarin Chinese.

Here is a mouse, a stupid toy the humans bought for me. These humans are so pathetic when they try to buy my love. Don't they see I get turned off by such actions? Oy vey! I do like the Scratch Lounge, though. I get to scratch it all day long.

This is where you'll find me most of the time. It's nice and warm and I get to look for any approaching enemies.

I had enough of this and I got to go now. I will return to post more pictures. 
Adios!